read this from somewhere...
it's kinda funny...
How Sex Can Get You In Trouble
Everybody i know who has a dog usually calls
him "Spot, Fluffy, Blackie or Browny".
I called mine "SEX"
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.
When I went to the Municipal Hall to renew the
dog's license, I told the clerk that I would
like a license for Sex. He said, " I would like
to have one too!" then I said, "But she is a dog!"
He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said,
"You don't understand, I have had Sex since
I was 10 years old." He raised an eyebrow and replied,
"You must have been quite a strong boy."
When i decided to get married, I told the priest that
I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to
wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex
has played a big part in my life and my whole world
revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear
about my personal life and would not marry us in his
church. My family was barred from the church from then on.
When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I
took the dog with me. When we checked into the hotel, I
told the receptionist that I wanted a room for me and my
wife and a special room for Sex. The receptionist replied
that every room in the hotel is a place for sex. I said,
"You don't understand... Sex keeps me awake at night." the
receptionist said, "Me too!"
One day I entered Sex in a dog contest. But before
the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant
asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I
was going to have Sex in the contest. He replied that I should
have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hope
to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to
fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex
before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The
Judge said, "Same here!"
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking
all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing
in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking
for Sex." My case comes up the next morning.
Well now I've been thrown in jail, been annuled and
had more damm troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Just
the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist,
she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has
been my best friend all my life but now it has left me forever. I can't
live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said. "Yeah! Look
mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so
go get yourself a dog."
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
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